Why only gold, bring an ATM that runs out

- Smile Index : Vanity

- If you get an intra-day tip from an ATM in Gujarat, there is a queue

Bhukhkhalal gave the news to Lukhkhalal. 'Did you hear that? An ATM has been installed in Hyderabad that dispenses gold coins.'

'like this? So there must be a lot of lines, right? Is one coin given to each person or is it taken in the name of familiarity?'

'That is as many coins as the expenses.'

'Hey! So, money has to be paid to buy coins. So what does that mean?'

'That means it's not a gold bar, it's an ATM.'

'Oh...' Lukhkhalal let out a sigh. 'I feel like some danveer has installed a new type of machine so that whoever goes there and presses his finger gets a gold coin. In fact, this country needs such ATMs from which you can get a coin of rupees - two rupees or five - ten rupees even if you want it. Man, Lotta has a lot of problem. If the rickshaw puller wants this, let him tell him to take it to the machine. To take out a ten coin from it and test it.'

'Lya, you understand. All these things are said to be useful to the people. The government should not do all that.'

'Man, this is the problem. One is that only big notes come out from ATMs. If ten-twenty rupee notes come out, people will get work by buying vegetables. Apart from the ATM, what do we have to do every day? We have progressed from gold notes to giving gold coins, so why not ATMs for other things too?'

'Dear, there are also milk ATMs somewhere in the country. There are water ATMs at railway stations, but they all eat dust. I wonder why no government thinks that there should be food ATMs as well. Think whether we press Champ or hot breakfast in the ATM, then if the option of Gota-Ganthia-Pauva comes up, then we press it or Gota, then the option comes that we want chili-onion or green chutney or date-tamarind sweet chutney or Ahmedabad style curry, we all Let's select the option. If we pay the money, the plate will come out straight away!'

'You always want to fill your stomach. Apart from Gota, there are many useful things in life which should be found in ATM. For example, pressing a button in the machine gives the option of headache pill or cough pill, cough pill or chemical? So what does it say, take off or not?'

'Man, this is a very good idea as a start-up. There are many things like starting an ATM business. I get the idea that there should be an ATM in Gujarat that gives stock market tips. Setting our budget, giving an intraday or short term option means the machine will tip immediately. Ball idea hit or not?'

'Hit...hit...absolutely superhit!'

'Come on, drink half the tea that hasn't come out of the ATM on this matter.'

'Sorry, boss. I have decided now that I will save every single penny and go to that gold ATM and take out a gold coin. '

'Husband.' This time Bukhkhalal sighed.

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EVM is also a type of ATM. The difference is that it is not the one who presses the stamp, but the person whose name is stamped with the stamp gets the amount of money that lasts for seven generations.


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