Let's not keep Nirav Modi in jail

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- He can be assigned jobs like loan advisor for banks, fund manager for government projects and hero of his own biopic in Bollywood.

Brain drain is a huge problem in India. A lot of brilliant geniuses go abroad to pursue careers, but now there is a lucky coincidence that India's own brain Nirav Modi can come back to India with a welcome coin from the UK.

Some prison authorities are already enthusiastic about making Nirav Modi's historic comeback to India. He hopes that after spending a few days in the cell, Nirav Modi will guide him on who to bottle and why to get money for the renovation of the jail. However, it is not right for a talent like Nirav to sit in jail. If such talented people are in jail, nothing will happen more than heroines like Jacqueline Fernandez can get some gifts. Instead Nirav's talent should be utilized at the national level.

By keeping Nirav in jail, if he has ponds or gardening, his earnings will not even cover the bank's citation expenses. Nirav Modi can be made the bank's loan advisor instead. It can also advise banks on which loan proposals should not be passed. Nirav Modi will see the dangers which the bank officials do not see (or do not want to see). The four eyes of the thief saying is something wrong?

Once upon a time, teachers used to make the most naughty boy in the class the monitor. In many Hindi films, the plot of yesterday's goon becoming today's police officer is inevitable. Then what crime has Nirav Modi committed? Is it some big crime to sink two-five thousand crores? In 75 years, billions of billions have sunk, anyone complains?

So many opportunities are waiting for Nirav Modi. As many government projects are stalled for years due to lack of funds. He can take the responsibility of collecting funds for that.

Supposedly, Bollywood can make Nirav Modi an actor too. He has acted and dialogued in a UK court where he is having suicidal thoughts. Here too, what kind of jabber acting he must have done to bring down the banks. Now-a-days Bollywood has reached the trend of biopics, even Ekadi Nirav Modi's biopic would have been made. It can be arranged that Nirav Modi himself will play the lead role, not Akshay Kumar. We don't kick Akshay Kumar in the stomach. He may get a similar role as a lawyer arguing against Nirav Modi in the UK court. The picture has full scope of shooting in the UK.

One solution is to join politics. Nirav will enter there and find out who is the real fraud. A sure guarantee that he will never feel like running away from India after joining politics!

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If Nirav Modi is to be punished, he can be given the job of answering customers' queries during lunch hour in State Bank.