Ravana Raji Raji: Haha, we don't die by eating fake ghee!

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- Meghnad's decision to venture into the food business in his next birth: Even Kumbakarna can't sleep after hearing the statistics of mawa and paneer being adulterated.

Kumbhakarna started to lean again where the statue was still not arranged. Ravana's head number four ordered Meghnad. 'Tell your uncle. It is time to die here, why does he feel sleepy?'

Meghnad slapped his uncle with a bored tone. 'Uncle, wake up please!'

Kumbhakarna got up yawning and then scolded Ravana and said, 'He himself has spent his whole life in udhama, it is his turn to rebel like this on this day forever. Let me take a power nap once in a while.'

'Power? ' Ravana's number two Doka gritted his teeth. 'Dear Kumbhakarna, I am the king. That means the government is mine. It means that the duty of always sleeping is mine as ruler... but here it is reverse order. The ruler himself is awake and his courtiers are happy to sleep.'

Kumbhakarna rubs his eyes and says, 'Now leave the vaat to kill. No one gives an example of your rule. When look what my name is. The media keeps hitting headlines like 'Tantra Kumbhakarna asleep'. If you had been sleeping forever like me and the present governments, our Lanka would have been immortal even today and our dynasties would have ruled happily. Our burnt effigies are not arranged here every year.'

Two or four of Ravana's eyes started laughing. 'Dear little brother, Ravana burns every time, but our demons of throwing bones in the fire are immortal for ages. When people celebrate the festival with joy, our relatives put different kinds of bones mixed in ghee-paneer-mawa etc.'

Meghnad's eyes widened. 'Pappaji, you have taken away my 'Mann Ki Baat'. I was listening to this public talk that this time in Mataji's temple it has come out that mohanthal was also made in vegetable oil instead of ghee. After listening to his talk about the earnings of adulteration in ghee-oil-mava, I used to pray that God would give birth to a food businessman there too. You just made a lanka of gold. From the way thousands of kilos of fake cheese and hundreds of kilos of fake ghee are caught, seeing the margin of these people's adulteration business, I think seven such Lankans would be gold.'

Ravana winked at the head of number six. 'That's it. If it is not wrong to die a slow death by eating such adulterated ghee, oil, cheese, mava, etc., than to die in one go at one time.'

Kumbhakarna fell asleep. 'Hey? So much? Even so, I can see with my now fully opened eyes that people are standing in line for fafda-jalebi. You father and son have spoiled my sleep by talking like this. '

Ravana says, 'Dear, don't worry. You just have to stay awake for the festive season like this Food and Drug Department guy. Then those people will also give you company in snoring for the whole year. Until next Dussehra, wake up all of you. '

This time, instead of Ravana, Kumbhakarna performed Attashya.

Smile tip

Vibhishan's message to remember during Dussehra Ravandahan: There is nothing wrong in betraying the ruler for the sake of the country.