Self-reliant sensex should be in immortality

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- Why does it work when the American yield is cut and our market collapses? The leader of Vishwaguru country should make a decision and the world market should go up by one and a half thousand points

Disciple: Guruji, this market has fallen back.

Guruji: A good man, as one who is born is certain to die, so one who is exalted is certain to fall.

Disciple: Guru Boss, here I am washed without soap and you are peddling philosophies?

Guru: O Jataka, the stock market teaches true philosophy. Do not hold on to anything, let go of what is loose, do not mourn loss, do not covet too much gain, digest all the philosophies that if you share the benefits, others will share with you, like a true speculator.

Disciple: Gurji, keep your philosophies in your pocket. Birth and death may be certain, but nothing is certain in the stock market. After a good result here, the lower risk may be lower and the participant's scrip may have higher risk.

Guru: As a devotee, you should know that the politics of paying high prices to the buyers of fake flowers and not really taking any special interest in the quality ones is also applied here.

Disciple: Guruji, don't apply the principles of politics to the stock market, please!

Guru: Param Tejashwi Shishiya, have you climbed up the hill? Politics and principles?

Principles of politics? Did the crash in the stock market upset your mental balance or what?

Disciple: O Gurudev, I meant that no reason applies in the stock market. Not even the reason for politics. Look, if we believe the politicians, we are world gurus, but if the leader of our world guru country makes a decision and there should be a rise of one and a half thousand points in the stock markets of the world, or if our leader gets excited about something, immediately all the markets will fall by five thousand. Points should fall. Instead, even if Israel and Hamas collide, or if the yield in the United States falls, our market will fall, even if the Asian markets sneeze, our market will rise. Our markets do not accept that we are world leaders.

GURU: Oh self-sabotage sufferer, even if the government spends billions and organizes G20, don't you know that we believe in Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam? You should be delighted that the stock market believes in the traditional sentiment that when one member of the family is unwell, the whole family goes up and down. In the immortal age, our country is gradually counter-moving the traditions. The stock market has taken the lead in it.

Disciple: O Gurusaheb, you are a fakir man, you will carry a bag and walk, but our money is trapped. Sensex should be self-sufficient in real immortality. After the way the country has grown and is said to be happening and is going to happen, the sensex should be at least two hundred and twenty four thousand.

Guru: My patient disciple, that too will happen. If everyone gets fifteen lakhs. He will invest in all the stock market, then Sensex can reach two lakh twenty four thousand or even fifty six lakh.

..The disciple fainted after hearing this Guruvachan. Guru Maharaj has walked away without bothering to investigate the number of two-twenty-four, fifty-six or fifteen that has been dropped.

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