Also give the status of a startup to an election candidacy
- Smile Index : Vanity
At a time when there was no demand in the market, Nanko, who used to get the whole village to pass the time in exchange for half a cup of tea, suddenly appeared in the market after disappearing for two or four days. This time he defeated Vasi Galgota. Around the neck was hung a placard saying, Give me your precious vote. In the hand was a bud that had fallen from the hands of a boy from the crowd of the fair.
As a new ticket was announced for the candidate and supporters rushed to surround him, some traders rushed to Nanka.
'What is this, Nanaka?'
'Nay Nanko, say Lokladila candidate Nanka Bhai.'
'Lya, it is true that even the samples that are beaten daily at home become locked after filing the election form. But you are already locked up. If without you the brightness of the market has dimmed.'
'That's it, I promise in this election that after being elected, I will make the market shine again like before.'
'Has anyone kept an account of your half and half tea for the whole day? If you sit here navaro and do panchaat, then the market is only bright.'
"After being elected, I will go to the Legislative Assembly and sit there and judge the entire state. Just need your cooperation.'
Traders had fun. 'Lya doesn't care about this, does she?'
Another says, there is no other obsession like politics. It is said that man does not leave the body even after death.'
The third says, 'Leave Lya Nanaka. You are a navaro, but contesting elections is the work of a high class of navara men.'
'Nanko Rofthi says that the mentality of your people has remained the same as that of a small bazaar. You see that the age has reached Bullet via Vandebharat from Memu in the early dawn. Our state is a leader in start ups. That's why I have started a start up.'
Laughed..
The children say seriously, 'Don't laugh. Ola Zuckerberg launched a Facebook startup to empower ordinary people. See how it is now. '
A businessman says, 'So what are you going to turn on, Navra's notebook.'
'No. People may copy-paste each other's posts on Facebook. But I will not copy Zuckerberg. I have launched my unique start up. Election of elections. That is, I chose the election. In my start up people will fight caste elections. The entrepreneur will become an entrepreneur.'
Another businessman says, 'I know that people contest elections to earn seven births and 77 generations, but it's such a sham.'
Nanko says, 'Other people are doing politics, so this is my start-up too. Look, our Kitliwala will also give me the deposit amount as seed capital. Then I will do crowd funding, i.e. walk around the whole market and collect campaign money. The idea is to contest elections at every level like village panchayat, municipality, corporation, assembly, Lok Sabha.'
'After taking, losing the deposit?'
'No, no, like a genuine start-up, doing a bit of marketing and getting our blind valuation done. Then the rival candidates are sitting for takeovers and mergers. The price we get in it is our profit. Election candidacy or election of elections will be a very profitable start-up.'
Before the Rajya Sabha elections, two or four businessmen dragged Nanka to the nearby Kitli resort and washed off the mess with the water used to wash the tea saucers.
Smile tip
The people are only benefited by the tripartite war.
Get three options for breakfast.
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