US banks should extend lunch hours if they want to survive

- Smile Index - Vanity

- Options such as server down or strike after two-four holidays have been proven to be beneficial for the health of banks in India.

Counter number one belched. The counter number flashed. 'Oh brother, it's still two hours since lunch time started. Did you burp too? '

Counter One: Hey man, I have finished the main course yet. I will still eat the gulyo hindo brought from home for dessert. Then I will go outside to eat pan. And then as my dietician has said, I will throw 100 bricks in this hall after the meal. In that time, it will be another hour.

Counter Three: Isn't that what your dietitian tells you to do 40 squats each time? Look, if our digestion is better, we will be able to work more energetically, otherwise there will be more confusion in the washroom and the valuable time of the bank, us and especially our customers whose satisfaction is our motto will be wasted.

Counter Four: It's true! Had six samosas for breakfast yesterday, but could barely eat five due to indigestion. In his embarrassment, a loan was passed by me. The bank's NPA increased as the immediate response was not received.

Locker in-charge: I will propose in the union that all the employees should get harde pills as much as they get stationery from the bank. Ultimately, the question is not only ours, not only the bank's, but the overall health of the banking sector of the entire country.

Counter Two: Remembered from the sector. These Americans will not have lunch time in banks like us. They will be pressing sandwiches standing up. In that, the banks flew away.

Counter Four: Americans do not know what to learn from Vishwaguru India. Instead of finding the secret of why Indian banks have survived Vijay Mallyas and Nirav Modis so well, the skeptics are looking at Mars. Look now. Until now, our public used to go to America to learn new things. Now the American bankers will come there to teach us. We will teach them to extend lunch hours, increase public holidays, organize two-three day strikes between public holidays and drag out the week, keep chanting that the server is down, play card games on the bank's system, bank security guard's brother-in-law's neighbor. If the party is held that the nephew of the niece's Nanandoi got 42 percent in the 12th standard, keep the entire branch going together. If you do all this, bad loans will reduce, cash withdrawals will decrease and the entire bank will be saved as liquidity is maintained in the banks and the actual work of the bank decreases. We have a proven case there.

Sitting in the cabin listening to this discussion, the branch manager came out. 'Comrades is news of glory for us. A sinking US bank is about to merge with our flying bank. Say, who should be transferred to America branch.'

As if the bank was raided, the entire staff hid under the table.

Smile tip

There is a lot of withdrawal of tax saving schemes in March, but in the current condition of the stock market, bring Ekadi face saving scheme too.