Grain production has increased, fasting will be banned

- Smile Index - Vanity

- Distribute laddoos across the country on the occasion of the inauguration of the Parliament House, the government may say that the opposition settles with Revadi but we distribute laddoos.

The presentation of the Ministry of Agriculture began.

The production of grain in the country was 310.5 million tons last time, this time it has increased to 315.6 million tons. The production of rice has increased from 129.4 million tons to 135.5 million tons, the production of wheat has increased from 107.7 million tons to 112.7 million tons. Tons have happened. Production of maize and edible oil has also increased.

An officer says, 'Lya, the production of figures has not increased?'

Another officer says, 'Hey sir, have some faith. We are bureaucrats, not leaders. Can't throw more than one limit. Statistics say that if an elephant has grown as much as a mound, then an ant has grown as much as a particle.'

The second officer frowned and said, 'Look, the monsoon will come, so people will go on long drives and thresh maize. Mass production of all types of bhajis, including lentils, will also increase manifold after the monsoon. Then, on Dussehra, people will go through the whole year's fafda in a single day. Hence, there is no need to worry about using oil. Its import may have to be increased.'

The third bureaucrat says, 'This public does not control the consumption of oil, that is why we have to find new ways to extract oil from the public.'

The senior officer fumed. 'Don't even talk about control. If so much wheat and rice have grown, think why increase its consumption.'

On this issue, another senior officer says, 'Let's distribute ladus across the country on the occasion of the inauguration of the new parliament building. The government may even announce that the opposition is settling down with Revadi while we share a cool poppy seeded laddu filled with genuine ghee. The people will also call Ladu Arogy to the opposition.

The third official says, 'Boss, but where will we get so much genuine ghee? This is the nectar period. Rivers of ghee and milk do not flow in it, chemicals flow.'

A fourth officer says, 'Let's promote South Indian cuisine across the country using rice.'

The fifth official burst out. Hey man, haven't you seen that map is circulating right now after Karna Tak's election? In the rice-eating states of the South and East, the opposition is on the rise. This has become a problem only in the states that eat wheat. So, if you put rice on your head too much, you will be suspended.'

suggested a senior. If we keep Gujarati style dalbhat stalls, the rice will be used and there will be no charges of sedition.

The other senior immediately scoffed. 'Sir, have you heard the price of dal? If we distribute one crore dishes of dal in one day in the whole country, then the budget of one crore uddhaghats, public offerings, khatmuhurtas, road shows, flower showers will be spent in dal.'

The faces of the officials turned pale from the excess water falling on them.

Finally, one came out. 'Right now those wrestlers are sitting on a fast. So let's ban the fasting movement across the country for the noble purpose of selling the increased food grains. Not only the wrestlers, but all the fasting movements across the country against the system will end.'

Someone blew there. 'Sir, Monsoon is also the season of fasting. Please, don't label the government as anti-religious.'

Finally, the meeting was adjourned, declaring that it was time for breakfast.

Smile Index

Present Period: Grain production increased in the country

Future: Grain rotted in FCI warehouses