Declare those who have not earned even in this boom as poor

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The officials were confused in the finance department. On the one hand, there was an order from above that before the 2024 elections, the country should be declared a developed nation. On the other hand, there was an instruction to ensure that the schemes for the welfare of the poor reached the maximum number of people and give a report.

An officer scratched his head and said, 'Brother, I don't understand. If the country becomes developed, will the poor decrease or increase? Where are we going to find the new poor now?'

The second officer gave him a spoon and said, 'You must understand the government's order. The government may be talking about the developed poor.'

The third officer fell out of his chair smiling. 'What is the developed poor? What type of development did this take?'

A fourth official warned him. 'Government instructions are serious business, not a joke. Even developed nations have developed poor. We have all the facilities like fridge, TV, air conditioner in the houses of many slum areas. Those people are called developed poor.'

A fifth official muttered, 'Since mobile phones have become cheap in the country and internet data has become available at the price of water, almost every poor developed country has become poor. That poor has been poor in many other things, but connected to the whole world through the internet, he has become a developed poor.'

The sixth officer proved penance. 'That's true. Earlier bread, clothes, house were the basic needs. Those who lack these three necessities are considered poor. Now surfing internet on mobile is a basic necessity. I don't think there is a single person left in the country who doesn't have a mobile and who doesn't use the internet on a mobile. Under these circumstances, the country is considered free from the poor. In that sense, we are truly considered to have become a developed nation.

Again the fourth officer warmed up. 'Hey bro, this is a meeting for government business, not an election meeting or whatever. We have to prepare a report which is justified according to the principles of economics, not politics.'

The smiling third officer had to laugh again. 'Kaliyug has gone when the economist is the adishtha of the state. The adage that man is the slave of the earth has been upgraded as per today's times. Today, economics is the slave of politics. We should create the economics that the rulers say. To present such statistics and to make new definitions to justify it.'

The fifth officer says, 'I am right, the new definition is here. Those who do not use mobile phones are all poor.'

Another officer says, 'Sir, we are not going to reduce the poor. Beneficiaries are to increase. Set up some other definition.'

The fourth official says, 'This stock market has boomed all week, but there will be many who have not earned. Declare only such people as poor. Perhaps more beneficiaries will be found.'

Hearing this, the first officer shouted 'Yes, Ray...I am poor..' The rest of the officers surrounded him and started tipping him.

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Give the status of Garib Kalyan Mela to the stock market itself and give 100 shares of blue chip scrip to every poor. There will be no need for another fair for their welfare in future.