Order to Income Tax to keep an eye on those who are buying Dalbhat too much

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- We will make all these victims when the opposition will not exist after the election

'A new notification has arrived.' The boss of the Income Tax department alerted all the officials.

"Now that the assembly elections are over, the opposition has also overturned. They still have to raid there. ' One of the officers yawned in frustration.

Another officer patted him down. 'Hey man, what are you talking about? Lok Sabha elections are still pending. Before that, the rest of the opposition needs to be swept away.'

The third officer started laughing. 'Yes, let's settle this too. There will be no opposition in the country then neither Bajega Bans nor Bajegi Bansuri. After this Lok Sabha election, we are totally free. There will be no corruption so there will be no need to raid anywhere.'

The fourth officer testified, 'It is true. Satyug is going to come to such an extent that all the accounts like Income Tax, ED, CBI have to be closed in this amrit kaal.'

The boss scolded everyone, 'Lya, don't dream of Sheikhchalli. Our work will never stop. Tax evaders and corrupt people are not going to be eliminated anywhere.'

First the officer says, 'It will be done boss, it is not impossible. Let's find all kinds of tax evaders and corrupt people and get them recruited into the government. Then see, all sin, corruption is destroyed. Everyone will become virtuous.'

The boss scolded the officer, 'You are an officer, not a leader. So don't have such vain dreams and don't show it to anyone. We have a big job ahead of us. All over the country people who eat a lot of dal have to be monitored. Prepare to raid if necessary.'

Another officer was scared, 'Hen? Dalbhat is very expensive, those people? Do you mean in-laws? Oh boss, Dalbhatia are considered Gujaratis. Targeting Gujaratis means the job will go away, but somewhere you will have to climb the gallows.'

The boss told him, 'Don't exaggerate. Gujaratis are infamous in the name of Amatha Dalbhat. People from every corner of India do not lag behind in eating biryani and pulao. Most Maharashtrians eat rice, Bengalis are crazy about rice and macchi, the variety of rice dishes available in the South is endless.'

An officer's mouth watered. 'Boss, instead of us always settling for samosas or sandwiches in meetings, arrange a rice item.'

Expensive items like rice cannot be afforded in a government meeting, the boss snapped. The only thing is that rice has become very expensive for some time. The price of rice is increasing at the rate of 12 percent for the last two years. The government has also imposed restrictions on exports, but prices are not under control. So, as an income tax account, let us check who eats such expensive rice, and also the price of dal increases at night so that it does not increase during the day and increases during the day so that it does not increase during the night. So we have to start with dalbhat lovers. Make a list of people who eat dalbhat everyday, go to hotels and order dal khichdi, order biriyani in food parcels at home despite such inflation. After the 2024 elections, when we have no more work to raid the opposition, we will make them all victims.'

Also, an official said, 'It means that after the election, we too will collapse on the common people like every government.'

This time the boss laughed along with all the other officers.

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Don't get irritated if someone calls you a peddler, it is a new identity of being a cheapskate in this inflation.