Mush Economics: Even non-spenders face inflation

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- I wouldn't even admit that inflation exists if someone came and ate it in the party kitchen, but my mush economics is based on an underground reality.

The movement of devotees calmed down and the atmosphere became silent, the Lord heard a trilling voice. 'Lord, I have a submission. '

Bhagavan looked down and saw his servant-cum-vehicle standing in a bowing posture.

God smiled. 'Hey dear Mushkaraj, you want to ask me something? Speak up.'

Mushak said in a low voice, 'Lord, I am asking for permission because the subject is a bit difficult. '

God started laughing. 'Hey dear Mushkaraj, I can't cool down the enthusiasm of my devotees, but you know that tolerating the sound of this DJ is the most difficult subject these days, but the love of the devotees has to be accepted no matter how much and how much volume it expresses. '

Mushak hesitantly says, 'Sir, I have to present about this inflation. '

Bhagavan barely restrained his laughter and said, 'Dear Mushkaraj, you and Monghwari? I mean, I understand that inflation affects people who go to earn and then spend that income to make purchases. You are wasting your energy by running around. '

Mooshak opened the energy of the throat and said, 'Lord, I have my own unique Mooshkonomics. In fact, in the economy of this country, we fools are everywhere. We also treat crops in the fields and also in government grain warehouses. We are also present in AC First Class of Rajdhani Trains and also in Operation Theater of Government Hospitals. We can also cut government files and according to some political elites even foundations of government bridges....'

God intervened. 'Tell me the truth. Have you eaten in the kitchen of any political party before coming to this mandap or what? '

Mushak laughed. 'Prabhu, if I had come to eat at a party kitchen, I would not have accepted that inflation exists, but my mush economics is formed from underground reality, not ground level. Lord, the rise in inflation means that people do not store much grain at home, cook less than before and eat as much as they cook. For someone like me, nothing special comes even in a week. Lord, due to inflation, farmers have shifted to sugarcane or oilseeds for maximum money, in those countries, the production of wheat, pulses and rice is reduced, so the government has to import them.

Less production means less storage in government warehouses. Generations of our generation grew up in those warehouses but it's tough now. Suggest some remedy Lord...'

Prabhu smiled lovingly and said, 'If you put aside your foolish economics, there may be a solution.'

'Hey Lord?' Mushkaraj was confused.

'Dear Mushkaraj, I mean that inflation is a subject outside the subject of economics. Out of Syllabus. If economics had a solution, economists would have tried it. Reduce the mind and increase the speed. Then maybe there will be a solution.'

After saying this, God became silent. Instead of waiting longer for him to speak, Mushkaraj immediately implemented the advice and dashed off somewhere.

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