A separate holiday ministry should be announced in the budget
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- Like alcohol, holidays also increase economic growth
'Hah, this time a holiday for budget preparation...' yawned a finance ministry official.
'Boss mumbled, what holiday bro? This is an election year. Much work is to be done in this single budget which was not done in the previous four years.'
The officer smiles and says, 'No, boss. This is an election year, so there is a writing grant. So the hassle of making a list of what to do cheaply and what to do expensively is gone.'
The boss was spoiled. 'When have we cheapened anything in the budget on which day? Don't let your imagination run wild.'
The officer says, 'Sir, but how can the budget be made without imagination?'
The boss himself laughed at this. "Instead of talking about a holiday in the preparation of the budget, let your imagination run ahead. Think of the holiday as part of budget preparation.'
The officer was confused. 'Sir, you have turned serious from smiling. It's fine as long as we talk in government circulars, but in internal conversations, talk a little more openly. A holiday as part of budget preparations seems like a title on the file of a typical meeting.'
The boss laughed even more. 'Hey man, understand. My imagination is that in the country, when and how much leave should be taken by whom, which state should keep how much leave for whom, when to announce the leave, how to celebrate the leave, everyone is chasing horses according to their own wishes. It should also be centralized instead.'
The officer's ears perked up. 'Hey boss? There has already been complete centralization in the work including what kind of banner will be used in the government program held in any corner of the country and whose photo will be printed in the posters. Now the centralization of the holiday too?'
'Look, there are ministries of all kinds of work in the country,' says Bose, 'but there is no one specific ministry on the subject of leave, which is more important than any other work for the countrymen. I believe that this holiday ministry should be declared in the next fool-flagged budget whenever it comes. As evidenced by the example of Gift City, drinking and drinking is very necessary for economic development, so is the holiday. Like alcohol, holidays can stimulate economic growth.'
Right's mouth fell wide in surprise. The boss drove ahead. "Even if people go out during the holidays, the economy will benefit. If you sit at home and watch TV, the TRP of so many shows will increase, if advertisements on TV will increase, if the sales of goods will increase due to those advertisements, the country's economy will benefit. During the holidays, people organize events and if there are more holidays, there will be more events and by organizing more events, the car of economic development runs slow, has anyone been able to get anywhere in the past years?'
This time the officer also laughed.
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The relationship between holidays and development is called nichpi-aih hinrachauhajaraya!
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