Methipak instead of Halwa before sugar coated budget

- Smile Index-Economist

- Put your hands in the budget and halwa and do everything that comes in handy

An official of the finance department said, 'Ghee still seems to be low' while beating the pan during the pre-budget halwa serim.

Another officer muttered. 'Lya, we make halwa for budget, but save the budget even in halwa. Do not consume ghee indiscriminately. There are no rivers of ghee and milk flowing here like in Satyuga.'

The third officer says, 'Though rivers flowed in Satyuga. Now the Treta Yuga has begun, so at least a pawali of ghee should be poured.'

Upari says, 'Lya, shut up everyone. Make the same halwa as you have been making the budget for so many years. Crispy and sweet on top, tough and bitter on the inside. It's the outward appearance that matters, not the contents. '

The fourth officer says, 'Sir, arrange methipak instead of halwa before the budget. Even in the winter season, fenugreek is suitable and our people are also used to eating fenugreek from the hands of teachers in schools. So if there is a cut in the budget, they will not be bothered. He will understand that this government is giving methipak only to bring us on the right path.'

A fifth official jumped in. 'I think we should make this methipak the identity of the budget. Instead of doing halwa ceremony before budget, let's do methipak ceremony. Diabetics cannot benefit from Halwa ceremony. They will probably join in the methipak ceremony. We will also be able to promote that the budget is also a winter herb, its consumption keeps the whole financial year tiring and healthy.'

Superior agreed. 'You made this propaganda about the issue. In any case, the campaign should be done properly.'

The sixth officer also got involved in this matter. 'Sir, as we look to save all the vargons in the budget, in this pre-budget meal too, instead of just Halwa or Methipak, let's organize a food festival of other dishes in line with the budget format. Like, I think if there is a public salad after the budget, then the salad ceremony should also be done before the budget. Mirchi Vada Serim can also be kept as a reflection of the present, just as people's tongues water on seeing Mirchi Vada, but after Arogya, eyes water.'

The seventh officer says, 'So, let's arrange the darsha and the boiled serim to show that our budget is healthy for the economy. People will easily digest the sharp but spicy spicy dose in the budget as beneficial for health.'

The eighth official says, 'Actually, the best thing for health is water. Keep plain water serum only. Instead of washing away the filth of poverty in the budget, if we bathe the people with salt water, it will also be worthwhile.'

Excited by this, the superior poured a bottle of water into the halwa. Then say, 'Now this halwa will taste exactly like a government scheme, won't it?'

All the officers laughed.

Smile tip

It is common in both Halwa and Budget that when you try to shake your hands, you get only the pods or only the nuts.