Stop worrying! Now the country's economy will run at the speed of imported leopard...

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- Smile Index : Vanity

- 'Gujaratis say to African lions face to face that you are strong, but not royally proud like the lion of Gir.'

On reaching the forest of Madhya Pradesh, Cheetah asked, 'Will the tour end in an hour or so? '

A tiger started laughing.' Lya, someone comes from Africa to India for a jungle safari. You have to stay here permanently.'

The cheetah worriedly told the other cheetahs, 'We got into the plane by mistake. '

The tiger says, 'Have a concert. Soon there will be a save campaign for you as well as for us.'

The leopard was startled.' The Gujaratis call the Chinese noodles born in the name of investment in Africa as save. Does it have any campaign? '

The tiger laughed again. 'Hah, it's good that you have fallen out with the Gujaratis. Here in the forest, 99 percent of the people come to tour. '

Cheetah laughs and says, 'Man, even in Africa there is a rush of Gujaratis. He told the lions of Africa face to face that these lions are strong but not royally proud like the lion of Gir.

The tiger twitched its mouth. 'The tourist-friendly lions who are giddy don't care about the population as much as we do. Our tension is why the campaign of Save Tiger is going on. '

Cheetah was stunned. So if the save campaign will go on, does it mean that we also have to increase the population?

A monkey jumped in between, 'Look India has to beat China on every front. Even in population growth. Each species should be provided in it. '

Before the leopard can say anything, an elephant says, 'Lya, you still have to be a mascot for another government campaign.'

Cheetah stopped. 'I am a government immigrant, no more a mascot.'

The elephant coldly said, 'Brother, one Mohanbhai from this country went to Africa from Porbandar in the last century. Africa made him a Mahatma and sent him back here. Since then, his name has been mentioned in all government campaigns. The same will happen to you.'

Cheetah started laughing. 'Boss, who does not know Mahatma Gandhi? Where is the speed of Jawan Dosla who walks with the support of a stick and where is my speed. '

'Yes dear, India needs your speed now, not Gandhi. The national animal here is the tiger, but the economy is known by the name of Mara, the elephant. A country that talks about elephants fighting against Chinese dragons, enjoys wrestling bulls and bears in the stock market, but now you have to fight in your name. Heard that in all the meetings in Delhi these days it is being said that don't worry, now the economy of the country is going to run at the speed of a leopard. So you will start shining in all hoardings, banners, TV commercials in no time.'

Everyone left leaving Cheetah to worry about keeping her face bright. Two days later the tiger came to find out. 'Lya, isn't your jet lag over yet? I haven't seen you run since you came. The leopard winks, 'Yes, when your economy was running at my speed, but now I am living at the speed of your GDP growth.'

The tiger let out an Attahasya style roar.

Smile tip

India's imports have increased more than its exports, that is, the current account deficit has increased, to consider the import of this African leopard?

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