Wow foresight! Planning to celebrate rupees reaching 100 started

- Smile Index : Vanity

- We turn adversity into opportunity

- If the consultancy of event management is given abroad, the dollar will go down

- An urgent meeting was called in the Ministry of Finance as the rupee reached 81.

'Be free. Keep an eye out. '

A new officer says, 'Sir, even if we are free, why is the rupee falling so much?'

The old officer was offended. 'If we had to bring down the rupee, we would not have brought it down in all these years?'

'But sir, it seems to me that the rupee has reached 100. '

'There you are. We have also started advance planning with foresight.'

'Planning? But this condition of the rupee?'

'My dear, planning means planning the event of reaching 100 rupees. Over the years we have learned to turn any disaster into an opportunity and turn it into a big event. After all, being happy and celebrating is life itself. Gone are the days of mourning. Now are the days to celebrate all that is great, wonderful, powerful, historic and unprecedented. '

'Boss, this level of rupee is historic and unprecedented, but where is the celebration?'

'You should remember that the basic and only job of the government is to keep the people happy by celebrating festivals. If the rupee will go to the level of 100, there will be hoarding across the country that in the current global environment, the rupee was going to go to the level of 1000 against the dollar, but we have kept it under control till 100. In the winter, NRI conventions will be held everywhere, NRI shopping festivals will be held, in which we will give written lectures to the NRIs who have come from America that they have been able to pour more money in their homeland because the rupee has reached the level of 100. We will hold a major symposium of software companies, in which the government's efforts to increase business by taking Rs 100 will be appreciated. We will spread such an air all around that when the rupee reaches the level of 100, imports have decreased and exports have increased, so the country has become more self-sufficient.'

'Wonderful sir, what if we export the skill of creating an event out of this disaster? Means to provide consultancy to other countries of the world to recover from such a disaster? Perhaps he will get so much income from foreign exchange that a ten-twenty rupee drop in the dollar will be enough for him.'

'Good man, Global Event Management Consultancy's proposal is good, but we won't take their money. Otherwise, how will we celebrate 100 rupees to the dollar? And we all have to become world gurus. As a festival guru, we will share event knowledge for free.'

The junior officer sighed and then said, 'Let's celebrate the carbon removal from my body.'

Smile tip

It is like promising to bring back black money and deposit it in people's accounts again, but this time promising to deposit dollars instead of rupees. Whether they get money or not, people will be happy to know that it is increasing!