Bring buybacks in items sold from MLAs to Nautiya

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- If universities buy back degrees from those who don't need them and sell them to those who need them at a low price, how much will be the cost of running colleges and teachers' salaries?

There is a system of buyback in the stock market where companies buy back their own shares. This system is applicable in all other fields as well. For example, farsans who are confident that the knots made by them will not spoil for months may sometimes offer to buy back the knots in case of high demand and shortage of raw materials. If the shopkeepers return 250 gms to Ngumtia, they can get free 25 gms of curry. We used to take a lot of curry with many customers.

Any such offer can also be taken by the universities. If the university feels that we have exported too many MBAs in the market, it can buy back the MBA degrees. A student can withdraw his MBA degree by refunding 25-50% of the fees paid. After all, those who have become or become small or big jobs do not need that MBA degree. If this scheme is started, it will flourish in many other courses as well.

Like, many arts graduates are employed in banks, many science graduates are stock market brokers. Those who filled the form of Talati through PhD will get a lot of money in this buyback. It will also be very cheap to buy back a degree from someone who has studied in old granted colleges. Then what should the university do with such degrees? He can now give it to the new needy cheaply. The cost of running many colleges, paying teachers will be saved.

Even the filmmakers can offer buyback. Many of us stars admit after some time that I have done some very bad films. Hey boss, you must know that if you hit the public with a garbage film, buy back the ticket by giving the audience an amount equal to a flower petal, if not a flower. It is possible that after this idea people will keep the tickets of some junk movies so that in future some star will buy them back.

How big a market for buybacks can be opened in politics. For an MLA who moves from one party to another but returns to the original party after some time, the term buyback would be more appropriate than repatriation. A political party can offer buyback to its leaders who have gone to another party before the election instead of the hassle of contesting the election. It will get ready MLAs at a lower cost than contesting elections.

If the government decides in the future, this game running in the name of public good and public service can generate revenue by applying GST. Even if there is some relief in the GST on that curd from the huge revenue generated from it, fear fear.

Smile tip

There is a word called recall - a company withdraws its defective parts from the market or from customers and sometimes even returns them after repair. Alas, in a democracy voters are afforded the facility of such a recall.