An increase in the price of garlic is called inflation

- Smile Index-Economist

- It is not known whether the inflation has decreased or increased from the fact that the experts of the Credit Committee of the Reserve Bank are talking in circles.

The disciple prostrated himself and said: Guruji, a cause for concern has arisen.

Guru: I understood that because you came to me. Just as the reds of the original era did not fall without benefit, you also do not fall at my feet without needing to solve any of your worries.

Disciple: Guruji, stop teasing me like mother-in-laws in old Hindi movies. Here people like us are dying due to inflation worries.

Jupiter: Worried about inflation? Disciple, this has given you a new life. You are comparing me to the mother-in-law of old Hindi films but I know the principle of modern age that inflation is not a concern.

Disciple: Guruji, don't talk in circles like those Reserve Bank Credit Committee members. Those experts don't know whether inflation has actually decreased or increased.

Guru: Vatsa, if people sitting in big positions sit down to talk bluntly about things like inflation, palmer people like you sit on top. A palmer like you doesn't realize that only those who talk in circles are called big experts. There is no such thing as an outspoken expert.

Disciple: Hey, my expert guru about experts, you must have heard the saying that the hook stings the wearer.

Same is the case with inflation. Big men don't care about it, but common men like me are freaked out. Guru, you may not know, but the prices of garlic these days are really burning. The price is 400 to 500 per kg. Earlier, eating too much garlic caused inflammation. Now hearing the price is irritating.

Guru: The price of garlic goes up, eh? So it is called sattvik inflation.

Disciple: Sattvic inflation? You have brought something new, Guru. Inflation is the antidote. Remove the wealth transfer of the common man. What sattvic work was done in it?

Guru: Vats, you seem to have heard the statements of some opposition leaders. Remain to listen to the statements of the ruling party. At present, there is so much Bhakti Yuga going on in the country that even inflation has become sattvik.

Disciple: I think I have heard a clip from 10 years ago of opposition statements against inflation. That is what irritates me so much.

Guru assumed solemn silence. The disciple saluted the Sarkar Swarup of the Guru and started walking.

Smile tip

From now on garlicky potatoes will have as much garlic as paneer bhurji has cheese.