GDP increased as MLAs and other leaders bought more

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- ED said, if GDP growth is an opposition scam, investigate it immediately

Orders issued from the government. 'Go find it. Where did this GDP increase so much?'

The ED officials started sweating even before the summer started. He asked, 'Sir, this increase in GDP is not an opposition conspiracy? Once you say that this increase is a scam of the opposition, then let's find out right away.

The Ediwala got the reply, 'All your work done in previous years will be void. Cancel your increment.'

CBI serial CID Adathi says, 'The question of why the GDP growth has increased so much means that the GDP growth really seems to have increased beyond expectations. It is not a matter of concern that the GDP has increased, but it is a big concern that the GDP has come in higher than expected. '

The reply came from the government, 'Let it be. The court has to say for you that the whole arrest of Chandaben Kochhar was illegal just by talking round. Tumse na ho payega.'

The Forest Accountant said that be it Jamrukh or GDP growth, everything should grow as expected and expected by the government. If needed we can send some bonsai experts at your service. Those people are masters of controlled growth so that not a single leaf grows even a cm unexpectedly. '

The answer came from the government, 'There is no need. We already have experts in our party organization. We will bring the big bantam trees of the other party to our party and shift them to a kunda. The scumbags are arranged in small pots and kill off life with as little growth as we would like.'

Two-four event managers rushed directly to Delhi. We think that if a few more events take place in the country, the GDP will double even more than this. At present, the digital launch of 100 places of work has been started by building a mandwa at one place. Instead, keep the function on the hundredth place. Even in the work of building a milestone on the road, if you keep all the functions like Bhumi Pujan, Lokarpan, then the horse of GDP will fill the deer.'

He got a reply from the government, 'Dafolo, the term of the government is five years. If separate ceremonies should be arranged for each work, then one should not rise from the ceremony for fifteen years. Then when will the government function.'

The event managers came back confused when the government talked about function as event or function as work.

A veteran party leader who has been watching all these activities for a long time finally uttered, 'Are you people also stuck like a boy in your arms and a village scumbag?

Since recently, the purchase of MLAs, allied parties and other leaders has become a bit excessive, the GDP has risen. Got it?'

The inquiries were immediately stopped.

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Dala Tarwadi has denied that he had any hand in releasing the GDP figures