A call from a telecaller will come: say, want to take a helicopter company?

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- If the Birajati government appeals at the peak of popularity, there will be such a rush of buyers that four new helicopter companies will have to be started to sell them.

We have had successful attempts in the past to sell the Taj Mahal and Red Fort (deals have been done even though possession has not been obtained), airports, ports and highways have also been sold, but even after four trials of a helicopter company like Pawan Hans from the Govt. Not sold.

That too at a time when Mumbai or Bengaluru is okay, but even in cities like Ahmedabad or Surat, sometimes people who are tired of traffic think that it would be better to call a helicopter and fly instead.

Although the helicopter is easy to fly, it is a problem of parking. Even now, after the installation of solar panels on the roofs, there is little space for the helipad. A scooter can be parked in the common plot of the society by bullying, but not in a helicopter.

It is a question why no marriage event management company has yet come up with the idea of ​​buying this company to make the entry of the bride or to hire a varchopper instead of a groom. If nothing else, the idea of ​​a pre-wedding shoot in a buggy on the beach is outdated. Than a helicopter from a hill will feel something new and higher in Antofera.

If we people there can sell milk as synthetic liquid chemical, teak wood as engineering woods, mobile phone or laptop as stones, certificate in the name of education, cartoon cartoons as film and rhymes as Kavitasangraha, then a government like the government cannot sell a helicopter company. No goods. All that is needed is the will to sell it to the right people.

For example, the government can take help of telecallers to get people with various loans, credit cards, insurance policies and investment ideas. A man is fast asleep when he suddenly gets a phone call and a lady from the front says, Sir, do you want to hire a helicopter company? Now there is a good scheme, you will get it at a discount and EMI will also be done, no documents are required.

So even if ten crore people of the country would lose sleep for not one but a hundred afternoons, there is no denying that even one of them will tell the truth.

June-July is the season to get rid of all the waste stock in the name of sale, some traders in Vadodara side are masters of selling clothes that the natives of India do not even use to NRIs at four times the price, saying that it is a special NRI collection. If the government takes their help, even one NRI customer will be found.

At present the government's popularity is at such a peak that it needs to make only one appeal. After that, there will be so many scrambles to buy this company among religious sects, private universities, trade associations, industry associations, dairies, farmer associations etc. that the government may have to start and sell four new helicopter companies to sell them all. Speak, true or not?

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At present, the opposition MLAs are sold very easily, but even if the government assumes that they cannot take the help of the opposition parties in this matter, because the opposition has the experience of selling the competition to the government itself!