Now Khichdi and Pulao Tourism for foreign tourists

- Smile Index - Vanity

- He will become a minister with a canteen who takes the previous day's rice and catches it for breakfast the next day

In the cabinet meeting, instead of hot samosas, the ministers forgot the agenda and discussed about this. A junior minister says, 'Just as we cheat the people by giving new names to the old schemes of the previous governments, today our canteens have grabbed us as a fresh item by throwing yesterday's increased rice. '

Another minister says, 'Keep your mouth shut and speak. If our high command comes to know, they will make the canteen man a minister and hand over the canteen to people like us.'

The third minister frowned. 'Then come on. We need ministers to eat themselves. Not to feed. '

A senior minister entered there. 'Look, brothers, you got this fried rice for breakfast today because of the whole game of eating. '

'Hey? Rice tender for government canteen came at 400 percent higher price?' Saliva dripped from the mouth of a minister.

The senior minister started laughing. 'Hey brother, appreciate the fact that people get to eat tadha bhat in our government. With the step we have taken, even the big superpowers of the world are going to be shocked.'

'Hey, what is the expanse of the world's superpowers before us? Look, those people have been striving to become Vishwaguru for so many centuries and we have become Vishwaguru in ten years,' said a minister. All the ministers clapped their hands on this and congratulated each other.

Says the senior minister, 'Let me come to the main point, setting aside our ten-year old habit of forgetting the main point in the midst of these congratulations. Basically, the government has banned the export of rice varieties other than basmati. Due to this, even in countries like America, NRIOs have to break into super stores and loot rice. Today, from America to the level of Nigeria, countries are also requesting us to lift this ban.

'like this? So tell America that there are no demands in friendship, there is a right to surrender. How about we lift the ban enough for Athletes America?' A minister completes penance.

A senior minister says, 'We are known for turning things around. If the ban is imposed today, we will lift it in a while. But before that, we will hold Pulao festival in the country, organize Khichdi festival, give dalbhat dinner. Foreigners who are hungry in their own country will come to participate in these festivals. In this way, the country will earn foreign exchange through our Pulau and Khichdi tourism. Our country will be celebrated once again as it is happening all over the world. '

Before the other ministers joined in cheering, the junior minister asked, 'All this is fine, but if we impose a ban on the export of rice and wheat, import pulses, then we will double the income of farmers in five years and increase farm production. What happened to all those incentives?'

This time the ministers patted the head of this junior minister as a bandage.

Smile tip

After the ban on the export of rice, now if you honor the NRIs donating to such a village or caste from abroad with a sack of rice instead of covering them with a shawl, they will be more pleased.