Crash test bridges and roads in India, not cars

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- Our car safety standards should also include strength to withstand water inundation

As word spread that the government was bringing India's own isolated car safety standard, a garage mechanic, an engineer from an automobile company, an RTO officer, a traffic police officer, a car insurance agent all set out in an SUV for a 'long drive pay discussion'.

RTO official: Whatever standard comes, our license or vehicle passing standard will not change. The work of the agent will be quick. All others will scramble.

Traffic Police: Let it come. Let there be as many new laws as there are. We have to pay more money for change at the post where more cars pass through. what else

Garage Mechanic: If the RTO gives driving license only to the properly informed and the traffic police keeps a watch on the reckless drivers, then no car needs safety standards. Then the box car is also safe.

RTO Officer: Two guys, don't throw. Look, in foreign RTOs, the traffic police do their job well, right? Even so, the same people had to remove all such safety standard features.

Car insurance agent: Strength is fine. We have people there claiming to have hit a car with a scooter and then hit a container. In our country, the safety standard in cars should be such that there is a sensor on the wrong side board. A car coming on the wrong side automatically catches up and the reverse gear falls directly. If a car tries to overtake from the wrong side, the car catches the sensor according to the position of the vehicle in front and does not turn.

Traffic Police: Good man, why are you kicking our stomach?

Garage mechanic: Lya, we should bring some safety standard there that even if it rains five to ten inches in a day and the car gets submerged in the parking lot of the basement of the building, there is no problem in starting it.

Auto Engineer: We don't make any fancy cars.Actually, we already make cars according to Indian standards. In this regard, we are even ahead of the government. Look, drive any fully foreign made car over potholes in our cities. Check if the battery is discharged one by one in two days. People drive our cars at 120 km/h even on bumpy roads and nothing happens.

Talking and talking everyone reached a new overbridge and there was a terrible sound. The car started swaying and a crack appeared on the road. The car immediately reverses and everyone passes a unanimous resolution asking the government to crash test the car in the car safety standard. Crash test these new bridges and roads first.

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VVIPO cars are replaced very soon, what a vast array of well crash tested cars against which even the poor masses can't handle the load!