Learn from State Bank, eat for hours

- Smile Index - Vanity

- State Bank has become India's most profitable company, meaning the longer the lunch hour, the greater the profit.

Employees rush into the boss's cabin.

'Boss, ten minutes lunch time will not last. Let it cook for at least two hours now.'

The boss said with a sly smile, 'Shit, I'm not paying you enough to keep you full for a couple of hours. Even with such a salary, your meal should be eaten in seven minutes.'

'Boss, we have discovered a formula. Then your profit will increase to such an extent that you will be able to pay us so much that in two and a half hours, we will be able to sit comfortably on the floor and do ten minutes of vamkushi.'

The boss was upset, 'Why? Have you got Aladdin's magic lamp? So tell him to write a collective resignation on behalf of all of you, so I leave you and you leave me.'

The employees, who are used to such tricks from the boss, coldly say, 'Boss, we go down in the four-minute tea break in the evening and find out that the State Bank has become the most profitable company in India, because the State Bank has a long lunch time. is.'

The boss jumped out of his chair as the dal sprang out of the tiffin, 'What's profit and lunchtime got to do with it?'

'Check it out,' said the staff. Poor Boss lost his appetite.

Finally the boss himself reached the State Bank next to the office. There was a big long line outside. When the boss went forward, one person stopped him. 'O Mr. Bounceable Check, keep going back to where you came from. Here we are standing in line since morning, don't you see? '

Boss says, 'I don't want to put any four rupees in the bank or take a loan of 400 crores. I'm here to ask if the formula that longer lunchtimes increase profits is true?'

The man said, 'What do you think? Are there any drivers and housekeepers in this line who come to withdraw money from the accounts opened by the owners in Pradhan Mantri Jandhan Yojana? All these are big bosses of small and big companies who are standing here in line to know the same.'

There the shutter of the bank opened. A manager type brother came out swinging his hand at the trap. The brother standing first in the line says, 'Sir, your lunch time has been going on for seven and a half hours, but now looking at your ada, it seems that finally the lunch time is over. '

The manager says, 'No Ray. Still we have made a profit of 18,736 crores in the first quarter. We have to take it to 1,87,360 crores. So I turn my hand on the snare to make some room in the stomach. We also have long lunch time targets.' Saying that, the manager disappeared behind the shutter. People standing in line outside opened their tiffins.

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