If you do business with encounters, silver is silver

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Executives from advertising companies arrived to make presentations to the government. 'Congratulations to you Minister for the encounter.'

The minister yawned. 'Where did you dare to say so much? Play TV on social media by creating an ad congratulating us in your own way. I'll give you my best footage for free, okay? '

'Minister, now forget about such free reveries. We have come up with a business proposal,' said an executive.

The minister glowed from head to toe. 'Look Vibrant has stopped now. '

Another executive says, 'We know, now is the time to do all the things that have not been done in the history of ten thousand years in the country. Our proposal is also similar - neither ghost nor prophecy type. See, encounters happen a lot, but now the government can do the business of encounters if it thinks so.'

Minister Bhadkaya, 'Hey? Should we take the betel nut of one gang and wipe out the other gang members? That Mumbai police used to do? What do you understand us? I will leave everything to you CBI, ED, NIA. '

Hey minister, cool down, listen to the proposal first. Look, now no one even gets into the debate whether an encounter is genuine or fake.'

'That is our achievement.' The minister smiled shyly.

'Oh yes, see the public too, everyone enjoys the encounter. A torrent of messages pours out, lashing out at the gunman who took down the goon himself. Let's cash in on the sentiment of this public.'

'Encash public sentiment... Wow, you guys are starting to think like us.' The minister agreed again.

"Absolutely, our plan is to give pre-planned encounters the status of business, to be done with pride and not any embarrassment. You arrange for live streaming of the encounters. Sell ​​its TV rights. Government will get revenue and public will get entertainment like OTT series. '

'Yes, yes, we are concerned day and night for the entertainment of the people.' The minister smiled.

'Look, then in the future people will line up in front of the TV for the date and time of the encounter days in advance. Before that, I will run through numerous advertisements. Watch Safai Master Soap Sponsored Encounter with a Bully Don - Putting that kind of tagline will also get money. If you think about it, you can put the company logo on the jeeps, uniforms and guns or handguns of our Jambaz police officers. Fortunately there is no dearth of gangsters in the country.

Even if we blow away one or two gangsters every two to four days, there will be no shortage of gangsters for years and years. Suppose the advance calendar of IPL Gem Encounters can be announced. High prices can also be charged by estimating the TRP of small-scale goon encounters. '

The minister naively asked a question, 'Based on your experience, tell me that in an encounter, if I take a gun instead of a policeman, what kind of TRP will I get?'

All those executives immediately self-encountered their ideas and ran away.

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Be it Bollywood movies or Encounters... there are good, new, original scripts everywhere.

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